Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Dear Ryan Moran Imposter… Are you retarded?

retardedSupermanHow retarded can you really be posting on a blog under someones name that isn’t yours. It’s not like I’m ever going to see you in real life… So why don’t you use your real name? Or at least the username people know you by in forums… Is your life that sad that you have to hide behind someone else?

Why would you be stupid enough to make a comment on a blog and then ask for the comment not to be shown?

“Were is Ruck we miss him. he use to provides lot of good shit. know it’s all random junk on this site. i hope u read this and take action to take this blog down if Ruck not going to be posting anymore. and please don’t post this comment”

If you don’t want something shown then man up and just email me. Or better yet call me up and tell me what you think… Here’s my phone number (503) 664-0329. Be a man about it you little pussy.

While you’re out and about manning up to things check out and start practicing up on your grammar. I have Indian article writers who know English better than you… Unless you are an Indian… Then shoot me over an email… I’ll pay for some grammar lessons… Then if you make the cut I’ll hire you on. A full $3 an article. I’m sure it’s better than what you’re currently making online.

Oh I also went ahead and changed your name to “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”. My good buddy Ryan Moran also left you a comment on the blog.

Seriously though… If you have a problem with what is written here why do you keep visiting the site? I show multiple visits from the ip: which happened to be the ip that left the comment. hmm… It’s sad really…

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34 Responses

November 18, 2009

Too Funny bro..

Glad you used a version of my tag line “you must be a retard” that I said to him in my last comment.

For some reason I’m liking the hater game lately, atleast on the weirdo’s.


November 18, 2009

Ahhh, the irony…

“While your out and about manning up to things check out and start practicing up on your grammar.”

Every time someone plays the grammar card on the Internet it’s a given that their sentence will contain at least one grammatical error.

November 18, 2009

LOL Yeah it’s bound to happen. Though, you have to admit, to have an error in every sentence is honestly sad…

November 18, 2009

I am surprised that you took the time and effort to reply to a troll and made all of us read it as well…

November 19, 2009

Did this guy miss the update 2 years ago when we exchanged? As far as replying to a troll, I find it hilarious except it usually keeps feeding them more but they are a bundle of joy to argue with. Jon Volk has a troller that posts at him on our blog too which is sorta creepy. Where is this troller’s comment at? I want to play!

November 19, 2009

Oh yeah I guess I forgot to link the comments. You can see them here:

You’ll see them under the name “Queer eye for the straight guy” lol

November 19, 2009

Hilarious post Kris. Way to call the guy out. The way he says not to post the comment, he is just asking for it.

November 19, 2009

I read the comments on the other post. If you dont like how a blogger posts then dont read it. It’s simple. Kris has his own style of writing and to compare between us is really not relevant. A piece of proof is to look at the RSS feed counter. Cashtactics went UP in traffic and subscribers when Kris and Andrew took over so to bash on them here is sort detrimental to anyone who would disagree.

But this is the CT troll war. I told you Kris it would come sometime! But for it to come nearly two years later is sorta creepy.

November 19, 2009

I got sick pleasure out of reading both the comments and this response.

I will confess, however, that I’m a little sad that Andrew thought that it was the real me posting the comments, and he called me a retard… I’m still picking up the pieces of my life after that slam, but I’ll pull through. :)

November 19, 2009

Chris, I didn’t want something like this in my inbox. It was a complete waste of my time and there was no added benefit to me to read it. I am amazed that you thought sending this out to your list subscribers would be of value to them.

November 19, 2009

The only reason why you would get this in your email is if you opted in to receiving updates from the blog.

November 20, 2009

@ David – Just opt out dingdong, you would be doing Kris a favor

November 20, 2009

Now seriously guys..your replies are outright disrespectful to people who make your blog big enough..

November 20, 2009


November 20, 2009

Stop being so damn sensitive, jesus.

November 20, 2009
ryan moran imposter

Hey sorry Kris about the ryan moran imposter thing. I was really drunk that day and doing crazy shit lol. i hope it’s cool. because it will never happen again. and yes that’s my ip lol i knew it was me when i checked the blog the next day and saw it. i hope it’s cool

November 22, 2009

Sounds like desperate losers who need more backlinks, on the other hand it is doing your site some good by hyping it up!

November 23, 2009

opinions are like assholes cause everybody got one

November 23, 2009

@ Ruck – I already have. I have no idea why you are trying to flame me, but whatever floats your boat, Ruck.

November 30, 2009

Quit hating on the retards, cos they’re born that way.
For that matter, calling someone “lame” is insulting the physically handicapped.

Let’s stick to the universal “Fail”.
That should do it.

December 1, 2009

“posting on a blog under someones name that isn’t yours” tautology;) anyway he really does seem to be a retard;p

December 1, 2009

OMFG what a picture :P

December 2, 2009

That picture is bad, aint it Planszowe gry? It looks like something out of a really cheesy comedy, something Boratesque or perhaps even worse. If that is possible! LOL!

Why did you even take the time to even respond to this idiot. Some people are just not worth the time it takes to engage them.

December 3, 2009

Yes I am surprised that you bothered replying too. It seems like the kind of e-mail that I would delete right away. I guess the fact that he used someone else’s name makes it a little more personal.

December 7, 2009

For many that could be funny but this is a threat that everyone of us can face one day. Internet gives unique opportunity to cheat and to act as other person. I would not be surprised if many of us had twin brother already somewhere over the web.

December 11, 2009

Oh yes this is Ryan Moran big poster and in the poster Ryan Moran is just like my friend hariom balhara..

December 15, 2009


January 1, 2010

LOL..very very funny guys!

January 2, 2010

He probably likes you lol

January 21, 2010

Is that the “IMPOSTER”? The man in the picture? Lol he looks hilarious!!!

January 22, 2010

very very funny

April 27, 2010

Too funny. I love seeing this kinda smack talking. Sometimes people need to be told whats up. Plus many people probably got a kick out it, I know I got a good chuckle!

August 3, 2010

This was a interesting post. I would’ve been a little ticked too, don’t sweat them haters bro, obviously he’s jealous of your success.